1. You no longer are grossed out by the fact that eggs and milk are not refrigerated in the supermarkets.
2. In fact, you are not even grossed out by the small feathers and brown smudges that are on the eggs when you buy them.
3. You no longer mind when a tour bus turns left from the right lane and you almost die but slam on the breaks just in time. In fact you have come to expect it.
4. You understand that living with ants and cockroaches isn't that bad. And you know that even if you have your apartment completely fumigated, they will be back to visit you in less than three weeks.
5. You no longer feel ashamed that you walk around the mall three or four times a week without buying anything simply because it is something free to do, and it is air conditioned.
6. You carry TP with at all times...and not for blowing your nose...
7. You realize that if you hear a “bird” chirping in your apartment it is probably actually some sort of musical gecko which will be nearly impossible to find and 100% impossible to catch.
8. You bought earplugs.
9. You are no longer phased by the close calls that you have while driving at night in the Zona Hotelera that involve your tipsy paisanas scurrying across the highway in party dresses and high heels that they can barely walk in, let alone scurry.
10. Toilet seat? I don't need no F***ing toilet seat.
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